AGM 5 OCTOBER 2013 (UNOFFICIAL RUMORS) (page 21)

Jeffro

Phizzy:

Jeffro, he only sniffs it.

Well that's okay then. Because tasting the glue would be weird.

wallsofjericho

another step closer to the epitomy of cult

HBH

Since they changed the FDS, they will have to change the answer in the pre baptism questions. Do they still use the OM book? That will have to be revised, along with anything else they change.

warehouse

Jeffro wrote:

I'm sure he thinks it's delicious.

Phizzy wrote:

Jeffro, he only sniffs it.

Well he is a quite docile 19yr old boy who takes exacting notes at all meetings and assemblies, and can't think for himself; the "glue" has most certainly gone to his head. I've always said they put something in the food at Bethel to make everyone mindless. Although, I have eaten there on occasion and I didn't get any dumber, at least not that I can tell, lol.

breakfast of champions

Well, here's my final predictions for the meeting (for whatever it's worth.) Can't wait to see what happens Saturday!

1) New Bible (of course) but it will not be called the New World Translation anymore. May be renamed something like the "Divine Name Bible"

2) We need more money and free labor. A form of tithing will be instituted, but it won't be called tithing.

3) Some new and absolutely batshit crazy nonsense trying to re-reinterpret a past doctrine that no one even cares about. Probably won't mess with the 144k, as it was just mentioned at the WT study last week.

AuntConnie

WallsofJerico, love that photo of yours! Which Governing Body member would come off the scariest over a giant screen like that? I know I was not suppose to watch "V" (too much thinking for a husband who worship's Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable guy). Educational movies are shunned for good old country entertainment like "The Three Traveling Jesus Loving Redneck Tour or The Blue Comedy Tour". He shunned me for watching demonic movies like "The Matrix", "Unbreakable" "Sixth Sense", "The Village" and hot Brad Pitt in "Fight Club and Meet Joe Black"

Annual Meetings is going to explain the Organization need's everyone to send in all their retirement money and savings accounts. To brothers and sisters really poor, sell your prescription pain medications and get thirty-cents on the dollar for your EBT card to send money ASAP. This is a once in a life chance to donate dirty, wordly and sleezy money to fight off all the sneaky legal representives suing Jehovah's Organization. By donating all your money now, the Slave will give send everyone a single "Super Lotto Ticket" for each $100 donation. This is the paradise of winnings you have been looking for! Imagine if every JW won the same Lotto for $100,000,000 divided by 1,000,000 from divine will, that's serious cash and bragging rights to all the big givers.

The Annual Meeting is going to beg for more money, a new program modeled after the Catholic Church will provide a signed certificate of protecion from Jehovah's Slave. Large donations will provide a "Ink Mark" on all your wayward family, protection from the Big A because you trusted in Jehovah's Slave using your unrighteous riches by covering legal fees and dump fees, cost of literature and new apartment complexes for all Jehovah's servants who are still serving him until their last breath, than we can move them out as quick for a new couple on the "dwelling waiting list". The Organization is going to ask you to take in Missionaries, COs, DOs who abandoned their worldy family to care for you. Now in their time of need, the worldy family is telling the faithful servants "get out of her now before I call the cops!"

AGM 5 OCTOBER 2013 (UNOFFICIAL RUMORS)

Phizzy

Jeffro

wallsofjericho

HBH

warehouse

breakfast of champions

AuntConnie

Vanderhoven7

slimboyfat

yadda yadda 2

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