by John Aquila 38 Replies latest jw experiences
Look! According to their own crazy beliefs, the GB members will be have to die and be taken to heaven in a non-rapture "rapture".
Why debate silly shit?
Look, the current GB members are so fucking stupid they couldn't even "rule" their own asses with a tape measure and a roll of duct tape. Please be sure to tell them I said so.
Let's review: It's a cult!
Favorite witness pastime = speculation beyond all reason
Now thats competition because a Seventh day Adventist Dr Ben Carson is running for president of the United States this year I believe.
I believe Ben Carson is a conservative and I wonder how a SDA --JW coalition would work.
JESUS: Anthony, I want you to oversee Canada an Alaska. Rutherford, I want you to head on over to the... Rutherford? Rutherford??? Has anyone seen Joe?
RUSSELL: That book thief is over by the punch bowl.
JESUS: Dad dammit, that's not punch. Okay, Franz, I want you in Mexico again. You did a great job down there a few years ago.
FRANZ: But I wanted one of the islaaaaandzzz!
JESUS: Good Me, this is harder than I thought.
it’s very likely that right after Armageddon (Which is just around the corner) the present Governing Body members will be in charge of the United States..
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NewYork44M, "Did they say who will live in the White House?"
Rutherford of course.
Russell will rule the Middle East from inside one of his pyramids.
ancient worthies:
Psalms 45:16
Your sons will take the place of your ancestors, and you will set them up as princes in all the earth.
