HOSER- If you became " annointed " and started partaking- then the elders would KNOW that you are crazy . Most of the anointed ARE $hit crazy who partake. And this is what the WT Society stated in their own articles a few years ago ! LOL ! Peace out, mr. Flipper
How to act crazy enough not to have to go in FS or to meetings but not crazy enough to get committed to a mental health facility
if I was annointed I'd have to bring my own booze to the memorial. wine isn't strong enough anymore
happy sasquatch hunting
Wow, hoser! You got some great suggestions here. If you do partake at the Memorial, be sure to do a few jerking motions and utter a few oaths before getting the bread into your mouth. Also spill a bit of the wine on the person next to you (if they're not wearing an Armani suit) or on yourself. Nathan's idea of Tourette's combined with flipper's idea of partaking are things you should do short-term just for fun. Then go out there and have a great life!
Mum...You summed it all up sp well. lol
As I read it, I just laughed and laughed.
Hoser...You are one funny guy. I can hardly wait until next Memorial, to read what you decided to do.
ALL everyone's suggestions are SO funny.
Someone make a video.
Thanks, Lois. Nathan was on an old forum where I used to post called H2O (Hourglass2 Outpost). His humor has always been the sharpest! Once I did a list of superlative posters, and I gave him the award for Funniest Poster.
Stand up on your two feet, look the elders in the eye, tell them to screw themselves, turn your back, walk away.