Gay clubs can be great fun...
... they can also be confusing if you are straight...
You see a cutie... she's dancing with a guy... is he gay? Is she gay? If he's gay is she straight? Is she just wearing your standard combats, boots, vest, wallet on chain, crop hair look 'cause she like it, or to say something.
Sod it, I'll have another drink...
I did have one funnt experience at one club - just an ordinary club.
I met this girl I knew vaugely called Claire, who was quite cute, and got chatting. She introduced me to this delectable girl called Mel. On and off through the night I was chatting away with them, always seperately, getting on like a house on fire, and wondering "Oh, shit, what do I do?"
This was solved rather neatly by Mel near the end of the... she said "I need a snog, I'm going to the loo's". I, surprised, said "Snog who?". "My girlfriend, Claire", she replied.
Wonderful. Spent the entire night chatting up the two halfs of a gay couple - and it wasn't just a fob off, as although they both went both ways, at the time they were together.
Since then I have got slightly less clueless, thank god.