BTW, just 9 days until the end of the world...

by Satanus 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Just, so you know. Are you keeping on the watch? I know i am;)

    S

  • doofdaddy
    doofdaddy

    I have noticed a distinct shift away from literal destruction comments, to it's a figurative destruction...Sound familar? Also when I hear these kind of predictions, considering a day is 24hrs I wonder which hr is chosen to destroy the world? Hate to see some part of the planet getting destroyed a half day early! Ripped off!

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    ' Hate to see some part of the planet getting destroyed a half day early! Ripped off!'

    That would cause a hell of a wobble on the remaining part. We would prolly fly off into space, even before we got destroyed on our side of the planet. It would spill my coffee:(

    S

  • doofdaddy
    doofdaddy

    Yep I'm the same .Pls no disturbence while I'm having a coffee. End of the world? Later when the caffeine kicks in.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    Don't remind me. My youngest son is counting down the days. He believes it will happen. I'm trying to assure him that nothing will happen.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Mj

    I feel bad for the guy. This will be a lesson to him, i would think.

    S

  • tootired2care
    tootired2care

    I can't wait to watch it come and go, maybe people will start to finally give this doomsday crap a rest.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Filthy ******g humans!!! GOOD RIDDANCE TO ALL OF YOU!!!

  • a watcher
    a watcher

    Bring it on! I am SO ready.

  • dazed but not confused
    dazed but not confused

    I keep listening to Aenema by tool.

    http://youtu.be/uCEeAn6_QJo?t=2s

    http://youtu.be/uCEeAn6_QJo?t=2s

    "├ćnema"

    Some say the end is near.
    Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
    I certainly hope we will.
    I sure could use a vacation from this

    Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks

    Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
    The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
    Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
    Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

    Fret for your figure and
    Fret for your latte and
    Fret for your lawsuit and
    Fret for your hairpiece and
    Fret for your Prozac and
    Fret for your pilot and
    Fret for your contract and
    Fret for your car.

    It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks

    Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
    The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
    Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
    Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

    Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
    Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
    Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
    Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

    Some say the end is near.
    Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
    I certainly hope we will cause
    I sure could use a vacation from this

    Stupig shit, silly shit, stupid shit...

    One great big festering neon distraction,
    I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

    Learn to swim. [x2]

    Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
    Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

    Learn to swim.

    Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
    Fuck all his clones.
    Fuck all these gun-toting
    Hip gangster wannabes.

    Learn to swim.

    Fuck retro anything.
    Fuck your tattoos.
    Fuck all you junkies and
    Fuck your short memory.

    Learn to swim.

    Fuck smiley glad-hands
    With hidden agendas.
    Fuck these dysfunctional,
    Insecure actresses.

    Learn to swim.

    Cause I'm praying for rain
    And I'm praying for tidal waves
    I wanna see the ground give way.
    I wanna watch it all go down.
    Mom, please flush it all away.
    I wanna see it go right in and down.
    I wanna watch it go right in.
    Watch you flush it all away.

    Time to bring it down again.
    Don't just call me pessimist.
    Try and read between the lines.

    I can't imagine why you wouldn't
    Welcome any change, my friend.

    I wanna see it all come down.
    Suck it down.
    Flush it down.

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