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Best EZ 1 Liners to Say to Witnesses?
by LV101 62 Replies latest jw friends
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freydo
The Messiah quoted Isaiah and said, "Man must not live by bread alone but by every word of God."
You don't do that. You live by every word in your Watch Tower.
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Farkel
:Best EZ 1 Liners to Say to Witnesses?
"Fuck off." It's best, most appropriate and best of all it's easy to remember!
Farkel
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Balaamsass
Does God Lie ? Does God change ?
Jesus said his load was kindly and light. Is it easier to be a Jehovah's Witness or a Jew ?
Does God need money ?
Should one question ones religion?
Was the world created in seven thousand year days ?
Was Fred Franz a Rhoads scholar ?
Can God read hearts? Does the Holy Spirit Appoint the Governing Body ? Why was Ray Franz, the Governing Body member disfellowshipped ? Why was Governing Body Chitty removed? Greenlees ? Elder...?
( for laughs) Where in the Bible does it condem oral sex ? .....Masturbation?......I saw the funny you tube sign language video....what were they saying?
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myelaine
dear LV101...
For He made Him who knew no sin to be sin for us, that we might become the righteousness of God in Him. (2 corinthians 5:21)
how is Jesus able to impose the righteousness of God?
love michelle
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moshe
You-Q to JW- "Are you happy?"
JW- some affirmative reply
You- "You need to stop lying to yourself"
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Twitch
"Millions Now Living are Dead"
Props to posts and users of unknown origin
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LV101
wow --- thanks for the great replies. I'm copying/memorizing.
I can definitely remember Farkel's reply! Cedars --- that question is so appropo for witnesses. How do they not question something so basic. Twitch --- that's funny and so true.
One long day and I'm copying this so I can read and not just glance at --- will respond asap.
Thank you all so much for taking time to answer. You're all so great.
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Black Sheep
They have stock answers to stock questions.
You need to ask a non-stock question or know the flaw in the stock answer and how to deal with it, otherwise, your one liner ends up with them taking you on a merry dance through their insanity and you end up back here asking what you did wrong.
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besty
list pls ^^^^^^^^ black sheep
