1. Sundays after Field Service: Poker & cigars!!
2. Plural wives are now allowed (but, only pretty young ones!)
3. Special silk robes for elders (and maybe fancy headgear)
4. Announcing a Theme park like Disney World: WATCHTOWERLAND!
5. The Society now claims ownership of all the janitorial services owned by the brothers
6. Wednesday's declared "clothing optional"!
7. Release of new Watchtower publication: "Judge Rutherford's dirty jokes"
9. Uniforms for the door to door publishers (White robes with detachable Urim and Thummim)
10. Addition of "slaying in the spirit" during book study!
11. John Tesh will perform at District Conventions!
12. Special issue of the Watchtower titled "WE WERE ONLY KIDDING!" ( April 1st edition )
13. First Thursday of each month: Stone a Shunned One night!
14. Smoking Breaks!
15. Minature Jesus figures made of beef jerky for Memorial celebration: "Take eat, this means my body."
16. Compulsory cooking and house cleaning lessons for elder's wives!
17.Elders Karaoke Night!
18.Sexy Sisters in Lingerie edition of the Kingdom Ministry
19.Confession booth (single sisters confess their fantasies to single brothers followed by Judicial Committee meeting.)
20. Doctrine change: The people of Sodom and Gomorrah will be resurrected!
21. Number 20 has been cancelled!