by Chemical Emotions 55 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
More good ones! Especially nugget's.
Yes, I noticed that there are no chubbies in the Paradise pics. WTF? And the women are rather petite and overly-feminine. No tomboys, few jeans or even dresspants, not too tall...and the men...don't even get me started.
That has got to be magic fruit on the womans head..it's been around 50 years!!
And didn't you guys know god saved irons and ironing boards into the new system? Look at those creased slacks!! Dang...I wished I looked that good when picking fruit!
I know right? Not ONE wrinkle, dammit!
Brother great speaker is not Gay, there are no gays
in Jehovah clean organization, if he have gay tendency
Jehovah will correct it.
nugget: I don,t recall any publication with (lets say people with
large bone structure) in them, and also parts in the assemblies.
That,s what my wife tell me, she said she have large bone stucture.
Large bone structure is unchristain, apparently.
Also, that one guy who has already made it to paradise & managed to take a millenium's supply of red checked shirts with him. Often seen next to 'woman with fruit'.
Yeah!
WEEZER!
Sir82:
I agree with you that their favorite stereotype (and, sadly, the most harmful) is the one about college and how those who go are seeking "riches" and will get into trouble, etc. I feel sorry for anybody who heeds this bad advice.
They have to know this is false because they actively seek people with college degrees for bethel.
i forgot about the evil people wearing head bands
