What's your favorite stereotype that is used by the WT? (page 3)

C6H12O6

happy, smiling bethelites with no regrets

nothing could be further than the truth

If you are going to have people from the congregation over to play games in the yard or to go on a picnic, or even to F***ing rake the leaves in your yard......God wants you to be dressed in pleated dress pants and a button down shirt. And women......you should never.....in any circumstance be seen in pants. God hates that.

outsmartthesystem

There is never a time at the KH when the WT study conductor asks a question and NO ONE puts up their hand thus creating an akward silence. Nope. In fact, out of 30 people in the frame.....28 will always have their hand reached upward as high as it will go. From 4 years old to 90 years old.....all are trying to answer the same question. And everyone will have a goofy-assed grin on their face

outsmartthesystem

When a spiritually mature brother is shown what is supposed to be lewd picture or pornographic image....he will literally throw up his hands in front of his face and wince in pain.....looking like he may just vomit

outsmartthesystem

6 year old girls don't like to ride in Barbie jeeps or color or play the Wii. They like to wear dresses all day long and sit for hours listening intently to old people talk about pioneering

sd-7

Also, that one guy who has already made it to paradise & managed to take a millenium's supply of red checked shirts with him. Often seen next to 'woman with fruit'.

Hilarious! I'm sure he just has 7 of them and washes the other 6 on Sundays after the meeting and Theocratic Resurrected Ones Education School...

Wish I had a good one I could think of. Whenever there's someone looking at a porn magazine or calendar, the picture is always blurred out--as if the people in the picture really are looking at porn...

--sd-7

Chemical Emotions

OOh, so many good ones!

"When a spiritually mature brother is shown what is supposed to be lewd picture or pornographic image....he will literally throw up his hands in front of his face and wince in pain.....looking like he may just vomit"

MY FAVORITE! It is so phony.

"6 year old girls don't like to ride in Barbie jeeps or color or play the Wii. They like to wear dresses all day long and sit for hours listening intently to old people talk about pioneering"

I know, right?!

I just love Woman With Fruit.

"Wish I had a good one I could think of. Whenever there's someone looking at a porn magazine or calendar, the picture is always blurred out--as if the people in the picture really are looking at porn..."

You never know...

MrFreeze

The slacks and polo shirts that are provided to all men who survive Armageddon.

Chemical Emotions

Ugh, yes.

MrFreeze

I never see any fat people in the Paradise pictures. And the pictures usually include kids. Does that mean that there won't be any fat people? Does God have a weight limit he sets and you only get so many months before you either lose the weight or lose your eternal blessings? I knew plenty of JW's who weighed quite a lot (not meant to be offensive towards anybody with a weight problem) and I can't imagine that they would lose it that quickly. Why don't they just include one jolly fat person?

What's your favorite stereotype that is used by the WT?

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