by strymeckirules 123 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
"the resurrection hope"
"the time of the end"
"Brothers, we leaves this in your hands"- after an accounts report is read during announcements
"What a fine bounty of spiritual food the governing body has prepared for us"
"does it not make your heart glad, brothers?" clap clap clap clap.
"remember Lot's wife..."
"keep up with Jehovah's chariot"
"this isn't the governing body speaking to you, this is Jehovah speaking to you"
"isn't that skirt a little short?"
"beards are a sign of rebellion"
Anybody mention....."a banquet of spiritual food" yet? Give me pizza & beer.
Think About It
"a sifting/cleaning work done by jehovah to keep his people holy"
"Jehovah's Witnesses: if they're not meetin', they're eatin'" (heard many times at each "gathering", always proclaimed in "happifying" tones)
I got tired of hearin' convert's claiming to tell worldly relatives that
" if they had been brainwashed by the jehovah witnesses, then wash my brain clean"
"Is he visible?"
"Are you reaching out for more privileges?"
"We have the privilege of cleaning the hall"
"We decided to simplify so we could pioneer."
(The last one was told to me by a dude who got canned from his job, basically for being lazy - I found out a month later)
"The Friends"
"The Slave"
"The Remnant"
"The Life-Saving Work"
You Can Live Forever on Paradise on Earth
