JW FAMOUS CLICHE SAYINGS

by strymeckirules 123 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  strymeckirules

  what saying made it all around the country?

  the ones that were passed around, word of mouth.

  for example

  "Donations basis proves jehovah is behind the work!"

  or

  "This means we are soo close to the end!"

  or

  "Please open your songbooks to song number _"

  "Brothers, are you taking the LEAD?"

  "Exert yourself vigorously!"

  "Where the need is greater"

  "Heed the warning!"

  the sayings we all are programmed to respond to that we hate.

  You know, JDUB speak. dubtalk.

  i would like to see how many we can remember and relate to.

  lets start a list.
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  strymeckirules

  "Thank god the end didn't come in 1914."

  recent thread title.
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  N.drew

  "If it wasn't for "the truth" I'd be dead"
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  alias

  "Are you in the truth, or is the truth in you?"

  "Please only save seats for your immediate family and those who may be riding with you in your car."

  alias
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  NoRegrets

  My brother used to open his prayers with the same, long intro. It was so lengthy I called it his "preamble" like the opening to the Constitution because it was so long! It was EXACTLY the same every time to the point I could mouth it along with him!

  "Our heavenly father Jehovah, we deem it a grand privilege to approach your throne of undeserved kindness in Jesus Christ's name......"

  Every time!!! Arrrgh!

  NR
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  Black Sheep

  "We never said that!"
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  JRK

  Wait on Jehovah. (That one still makes me want to barf)

  JK
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  C6H12O6

  "We're in the last days."

  "Getting baptized is the best decision I've ever made."

  "Are you doing enough?"

  "What are your spiritual goals?"

  "Do not be misled by Satan."

  "Put your trust in Jehovah."

  "I can't wait for the new system to be here."

  "Resist fleshly desires."

  "We are no part of the world."

  "The world is controlled by Satan."

  "We have the Truth."

  ...and I used to say and believe all that crap
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  Wasanelder Once

  Are you staying single for the kingdom?

  Would you like to send our love and christian greetings back to the whoopeedeedo congregation with our speaker?

  Same comment.

  Same thought.

  We have an appointment with Jehovah and Jesus Christ at the kingdom Hall every week.
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  Bangalore

  We are living in a spiritual paradise.

  Obey the faithful slave.

  Bangalore