Now that my eyes have been completely open to the total falsehood of the JW's I just cant sit thru another meeting and hear some of the most craziest statements without an absolutely crazy look on my face... so to spite my mother who hates that I dont listen to anything they have to say from the podium, I took notes.....haha notes of all the insane staments I heard. For your entertainment here are the craziest statements from the meeting on Sunday! Enjoy!
Public Talk
"young people are pulled away (from the lie) by mountain climbing, volcanoe's and skydiving"
I said to my mother: "I dont know about you but Im not seeking out and trying to climb into any nearby active volcanoes very soon...... she shushed me...lol
Washtowel discussion
puppet from the podium:"Did you think your children would ever get old and have children of their own (audience shakes their head no)....you thought armagettum was around the corner????....(audience shakes head yes)...thats good......armagettum's still close!"
brother righteous: "In 66' when we come into the lie, the brother's said congradulations! you barely made it, aramagettum is around the corner........here it is 2011, armageddon isnt here....but we are."
puppet from the podium (interjects): "armagettum is still around the corner."
My mouth was on the floor.......how brainwashed can you be?....the fact that they agree to the belief, all heads nodding in agreement (you thought it was around the corner)......SMH Liars!
Signing Off,
TOS1