What exactly are men at the back of the hall taking care of?

by howdidtihappen 59 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • willyloman
    willyloman

    This is a religion marked by form over substance. In other words, how something "looks" is the important thing. Thus elders see no problem with not listening to the program if they appear to be "busy" with something related to their duties.

    Just watch an elder work the field service arrangements: He ends up in the car group of his choice and he organizes and supervises the group, which means he starts when he wants, stops when he wants, and changes direction when it suits him. In any FS group of 10 jws, the elder will almost always lknock on the fewest doors.

    Those posters who said the elders are bored out of their skulls and would rather be 1,000 miles away are on point. One reason the WT Society stopped the food arrangement (and simplified other assignments at conventions) is because the elders were setting themselves apart from the flock by tending to "necessary" duties during the session. They weren't locked in their seats in a hot, stuffy hall in undersized seats fanning themselves with their program and glancing at their watches like the rest of the sheep.

    At first, the Society encouraged this laity-clergy separation, even while criticizing Christendom for the same practice. But after the Bethel Revolt in the late 1970s, they apparently became concerned that elders were becoming too independent. So they gave them less to do.

    It didn't work, however. By then elders had developed a sense of entitlement. The rules did not apply to them. It was that way when I left in 2003; I doubt it has changed much.

  • thetrueone
    thetrueone

    By then elders had developed a sense of entitlement. The rules did not apply to them.

    So true, they are perceived as something special from the rest of the congregation.

    Its a noted position of power and they take advantage as such.

    Since elders are mostly made up of poorly educated nothings in society, they hang onto this position with great honor and privilege.

    They are designated watchers over the rest of the flock.

    So what are they doing ?

    They're watching .

  • flipper
    flipper

    Who knows ? Circle jerks ? Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • thetrueone
    thetrueone

    Who knows ? Circle jerks ?

    No, thats in the bathrooms !

    But first they talk about what sexual improprieties people of their congregation have committed, then they commence with the circle jerking

    while holding each other hands, after comes prayer .

  • Mary
    Mary

    They do it simply to try and look important, as god knows they'd never really be important anywhere else in life.

  • howdidtihappen
    howdidtihappen

    Haha, Mary, I love that one! I wonder if for a lot of them it's the only time in their life they'll wear a suit. One also has to wonder if suits will be the standard of dress in the new system, too.

    Thanks for explaining that, Jim_TX. When you mentioned someone should talk to him about it, during a talk i heard "don't be seduced by pretty things Satan puts in front of you who don't love Jehovah." as the guy on the platform put it. With all the eyes and bored people in there, maybe his actions don't go unnoticed. Or maybe they're scared I'm there to lure away their men. Yeah, right. I also didn't know I worked for Satan, but I know I'm definitely not on the pay roll.

    Pencil skirts aren't allowed??? That's what I already wear!

  • sd-7
    sd-7

    There's fat that needs chewing back there. Obviously.

    Seriously though, the rules say there should only be two people in the back--attendants who escort folks to their seats and will presumably stop a knife-wielding maniac with a shotgun in a Speedo at the door. They also count how many people are there. I did that a few times myself. I honestly tried to pay attention, but some people just wouldn't shut up and other people kept coming back there I guess 'cause they got sleepy. Or they needed to use the bathroom, people with kids, etc.

    Otherwise, elders have their forms to prepare or parts to coordinate. If somebody goes overtime they might need to talk to the other person giving the next part. Basic procedural stuff. Nothing particularly weird or sinister, in my experience.

    --sd-7

  • sd-7
    sd-7

    Oh yeah, those were interesting times, doing the mike-carrying. I tried not to intentionally check out any sisters, though. After all, if you're one of the only people standing up, everybody's going to notice. A gentleman has to carry himself a certain way...

    Of course, it also became interesting when my DF'd ex-girlfriend who I was still madly in love with was there. Then folks would be looking to see if I was staring at her. Which I probably was. Hence why we got married and I got DF'd and she got an evil, ravenous, wolf-like husband to parade through the KH. (Nah, I don't attend anymore, silly!)

    So...what were we talking about again? Oh yeah. Well, there weren't that many good-looking sisters there, and I didn't think they were attainable anyhow. Nor would I have known what to do even if they would've gone out with me. But I was about my job, not starin' at sisters. They were, in my opinion, quite dangerous if anything. Especially if they were like a cute Bible study. That is how my "DF'd ex-girlfriend" story got started, after all...

    --sd-7

  • ZeusRocks
    ZeusRocks

    Keeping an eye on the restrooms to make sure there's no hanky panky going on.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    I used to do it to escape the mind numbing governing body worship that was ongoing.

    Also to fart!

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