I think a convention would be a good thing. First thing we have to do is figure out is who are going to be our main speakers. I do have some ideas in this regard.
I think that Maxxi guy, bad bay bubbie guy or whatever he was called, could give us a talk on how men should talk to women.
Frenchy could talk on how to cook Cajun food and play zydeco music without causing the end of the world.
MDS could give us four hours scriptures without telling us what they mean.
RedHorseWomen could have a fashion show featuring her Goddess outfit.
Waiting could give us a talk about how men are no good filthy low lifes with not a brain in their head and women are the most perfect creatures that God ever made.
Simon could tell us, in our travel series. How to escape to Canada.
Our Australian sister, Prisca will explain how the Kangaroos got from Noah's Ark in the Middle East to Australia.
I will explain why the Cincinnatti Bengals can't be healed.
Xandit will give a talk on why 1975 was like any other year, and why everyone went to college that year.
Zazu will give a talk on how divorce is scriptural when you are married to someone Larc.
I do believe that this spiritual diet will be so filling that we will have no need for donuts and chocolates during the entire convention.
I think that you, brother thinker, should end the convention with the song, "Honey I've lost weight since I married you, cause you don't know to cook". I think that will bring a tear of joy to all of us.