Old Yoda Ghost + Old Ben Ghost + Old Anakin Ghost = WIN
Old Yoda Ghost + Old Ben Ghost + Young Anakin Ghost = FAIL
Just my take, but then I'm only a quasi-fanboi...
"Noooooo!" George Lucas alters Star Wars yet again...
by unshackled 36 Replies latest jw friends
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Leolaia
Doesn't matter to me. There are so many versions I can mix and match and take out scenes and add deleted scenes to make my own edit. I did that with Napoleon Dynamite and I'm happy with the result.
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Ding
"I find your lack of faith disturbing..."
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agonus
Hokey sci-fi films and ancient workprints are no substitute for a good MacBook with FCP by your side...
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agonus
George could take a lesson from Ridley when it comes to "improving" your seminal sci-fi work. I imagine Solo/Deckard would agree with me on this one.
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unshackled
"These aren't the alterations we're looking for. You can go about your business. Move along..."
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sd-7
Guess even I have to admit the saga has had more alterations than the Caamas Document... But I feel a rhyme or two comin' on...
Nothing but jeering from ysalamiri
Can't believe the [bleep] that I am hearing
Force bubbles, causing you Force trouble
While Lucasfilm shoots Blu-ray triple-doubles
Flashbacks, lookin' for old glory
Criticizing a man for changing his own stories
HD just means they're hating
And I'm waiting for time-displacing
Hyperspace jump 2 weeks ahead
Give me a Blu-ray combo pack instead
One to six, it's back on Netflix
And they reckless but can't upset this
Lord of the Rings ain't lord of nothing
It's Blu-ray competition from the Star Wars kings--
From Hoth to Endor
Head to the nearest vendor
Like it on Facebook,
Send it to all mentors
Or, uh, tweet about it
And call the Rebel fleet about it
Wrap it in a gift box, get so sweet about it
'Oh won't you be my
Blu-ray Valentine?
'Cause Star Wars is a love
That lasts through all time!'
I'm a Star Destroyer
That blasts through all rhymes
Planetary invasion
Of imaginary persuasion
From the Skywalker Ranch
To the hands of all nations
'The Star Wars Saga
In High Definition'
Is about to be the name
Of my next religion
I said I'm VADA, baby
And I'ma need you to know
I'm a Jedi hater, baby
So I'm a need you to go
Give it to me
Give me HD, that fleet, that Force, that saber stuff
On Blu-ray please
I'm the best of the best
And about to become spectacular
--sd-7
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sd-7
Did I take it too far? I can never tell! HA HAAA!
--sd-7
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unshackled
Hell no sd...that was great. Adding in a Jar Jar line would've been taking it too far. I'm a white guy so ain't got no rhythm, what tune do you suggest I sing/rap it to? Wait…let me rephrase: as a white guy which Dave Matthews song should I sing it to?
Here's a good change on Phantom Menace...replaced the puppet Yoda with CGI Yoda...
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spanteach
Forgive me, I'm about to completely dork out and show my nerdy nature....
I get why Lucas felt the need to make that change to Return of the Jedi. At least it would show some continuity with Vader's feelings and now he wasn't about to let the Emperor rob him of another family member. But I remember trying to desperately keep from laughing when I saw Revenge of the Sith and he yelled "noooooooooo." Really, Vader? Really??? You're about to become the 2nd biggest bad-ass in the Empire and that's all ya got?