What is your Dream Date?

by Sky 38 Replies latest jw friends

  • Utopian Reformist
    Utopian Reformist

    My fantasy involves a shopping mall. It is closing time, and the stores are empty, EXCEPT for several very attractive, alluring, provocative, voluptuous, exciting, beautiful, mysterious, evasive, employees!

    I dodge and hide between aisles, shelves and under racks and displays. I make my way into those secret, private back rooms marked "employees only" and then........
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    Another one, involves a hair salon. Again, it is almost closing time and only a few mature, older, full-figured patrons (married of course)are left and ready to leave. Then I walk in, the lights close, the curtains are drawn, a sign in hung in the door and window, and we proceed to the back room and then again.........
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    How about a hotel? I am in a hotel which is practically empty. It is late at night, and the cleaning ladies are making their rounds, room-to-room. I peek outside of my door, and I notice a several beautiful, foreign, women speaking spanish and caribbean english, and then I happen to ask for some help. A few enter my room and then.....
    ______________________________________________________________________

    I am in high school again and everyone has gone home, teachers included, except for the older, mature, blonde. She is like Dyan Cannon, Anne Margaret, Linda Evans. I see her alone in her classroom, and I open the door and walk in. She looks up and then I approach and then....
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    Those are the only dreams I can remember from my youth for now.

  • Beans
    Beans

    LAETITIA CASTA:The Hottest babe on the planet!I will take her anywhere,anytime and do whatever she wants!
    http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Land/2422/lae

  • Beans
  • peaceloveharmony
    peaceloveharmony

    i'd settle for just a plain ol' date.

    sky, i don't have a date for valentine's day either. maybe we should go out? hehe

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    My dream date is falling in the sky with Sky and a bunch of other cool and wild exdubs, parachuting down into a outdoor stadium that has a district assembly in progress, all the while dressed up as Blue Smurfs...landing on the stage together, taking over the microphone and ask them if they have hugged the UN yet today

    After they recover from the shock and escort us outside into the parking lot, we would paste custom blue smurf bumper stickers on the cars showing the new GB smurf.

    I suppose after that we could go to McDonald's or something. What you want sex? Oh please...somethings have just gotta be better than sex. hahahaha

    Skipper

  • Skeptic
    Skeptic

    Pretty well anything that involves WindRider.

    Richard

  • jukief
    jukief

    With AlanF--anytime, anywhere.

  • outonalimb
    outonalimb

    It's funny how my dream date from 20 years ago has changed. At that obnoxious time of my life, it consisted of sex, beer and ham sandwiches. Now my wife and I can have just as much fun and romance going to the grocery store. It's not where you go, or what you do,
    it's who you are with.

    mn

  • LB
    LB

    I prefer my dates pitted


    Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    What day is Valentines Day on anyway? As a loyal dub I never learned the dates of holidays - nor did I ever enjoy a Valentines Day with a special someone.

    If you're wondering, yes that was a pathetic attempt to attract a female...

    Religion Stops a Thinking Mind!
    <x ><

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