Well since there is no "betting" (as it reeks of gambling) in jdub land, lets place a friendly wager on what will happen to me when I go to my father's "memorial" service at the Kingdome Hall this Saturday....
to give you newbies background info: I am neither DF'd or DA'd- I left 2 years ago with no explanation. I have been hounded by elders in my cong because they have suspicions that I am living with a man, but they have no proof (well, no proof in jdub land- you know...two witness rule). After many attempts to get me to meet with them- I finally sent the elders a "cease & desist" letter after one of them spied in my miniblinds to see me eating breakfast with someone (they couldn't identify who). I have moved away to avoid their mettling. But alas...
My dad died last monday & despite plans made before he passed...they are having a jdub funeral for him (he was inactive, hadn't been to a meeting in years, and was smoking the day he died- he wasn't a believer)
So the bet is....what will happen to me when I show my face in that Kingdom Hall?????
a) nothing- the flesh melts off the JWs who look at me because I am evil
b) love bombing- they are exuberant thinking they can lull me back with fake niceness after two years of shunning
c) attack by elders to arrange a judicial committee to kick my ass out once and for all- at last they think they can win this one!!
since I am in a bad mood...I will place the first bet- I bet one that (c) is what will transpire Saturday
anyone wanna weigh in???