More weird JW FB conversation

by serenitynow! 31 Replies latest jw friends

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers
    They prefer Mary Kay. A good reason for a "get together".

    LOL NewChapter!

    So basically they'll all be sitting around naked, with nothing to do but be vegetable and fruit farmers.
    They will have no sex, wear no makeup, use no soap, and be uninterested in exercise and clothing.
    Got it. Sounds great.

    OMG, Rebel8, you have me ROFLMAO!

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    And here's another thing...

    hope they enjoy using outhouses. I suppose if they're perfect their poop will smell like roses. Wait, didn't an old Watchtower declare that perfect people wouldn't poop?

    That reminds me of a talk about the pet lions. The elder giving the talk went to a zoo and found out real lions have really bad body odor--so bad you can't stand to be nearby. (I think it was lions, or maybe another animal.)

    He said jehoopla was going to use his superpowers to make the B.O. disappear so the pets wouldn't be smelly in the magic garden.

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