by serenitynow! 31 Replies latest jw friends
serenitynow, now I know who you are on facebook and I've seen you a few times there. As for me, on facebook, I am that "Same ol G..."
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Yeah, I tried poking sticks at them on facebook too. Got kicked off one group for it.
Fire service - riiiiighhhhht! No need for that since everything will be fireproofed. Sheesh!
It reminds me of Pleasantville and why the Fire Department only saves cats in that movie. NOTHING BURNS.
Why oh why did they ax the avon lady?
They prefer Mary Kay. A good reason for a "get together".
No junk food
OMG! Some of these responses are so hilarious I nearly shat myself using my imperfect second belly button!
We'll all be Amish living in an Amish Paradise
They really make up a lot of stuff in their heads.
Avon consultants--no one will be using beauty products or soap any more?
Junk food companies--no one will be allowed to eat junk food anymore?
flamboyant fashion designers--no one will be interested in any sort of adornment anymore, or is that just "flamboyant" ones will no longer exist?!
food preservative makers--source for claim there will be no need or desire to preserve food?
gyms--source stating exercise will no longer be done or needed?
will use solar power and wind power--evidence?
Midwifes [sic]--um, no need since there won't be too many babies. Or sex. http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/watchtower/beliefs/106010/1/No-sex-in-NS
So basically they'll all be sitting around naked, with nothing to do but be vegetable and fruit farmers.
They will have no sex, wear no makeup, use no soap, and be uninterested in exercise and clothing.
Got it. Sounds great.
