You are truly a music connoisseur Talesin!
Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention
by JimmyPage 95 Replies latest jw experiences
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no more kool aid
Is that a can of Faygo cola in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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talesin
Old groupies never die!
Is that a convention program rolled up in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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*EDIT: omg kool-aid,,, coke me! simul-post, and the same joke! lmao!*
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Juan Viejo2
"You look like you're in need of a love-bombing!"
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Juan Viejo2
"Forbidden fruit tastes sweeter. Come to my place for a snack..."
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JimmyPage
Faygo cola haha... in my neck of the woods it was Shasta...
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tenyearsafter
As King Solomon would say, " Your breasts are like two fawns, twin fawns of a gazelle grazing among the lilies."
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JimmyPage
All those fawns eventually led Solomon to become a damn dirty apostate.
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freeflyingfaerie
You all are awesome! LOL!!
What do you say this little lamb and hairy he-goat get together and exert ourselves vigorously~until the morning star and the angels blow their trumpets (or something like that lol!)
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White Dove
OMG! I have tears rolling down my face!
I can't seem to come up with anything.
Maybe I need to read my Bible, again.
Something always comes to mind when I do that.
How about a Johnathan/David gay pick up line, perhaps "My love for you is greater than that of women."
Nah, you guys came up with much better ones.