Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention

by JimmyPage 95 Replies latest jw experiences

  • talesin
    talesin

    lol @ mummatron!

    violia,,, yes, I meant #1 as well.... DOH! having a Homer moment

    Let's have some bad association and ruin your good habits!

  • Frequent_Fader_Miles
    Frequent_Fader_Miles

    I still need some hours in service ... you up to the task?

  • mummatron
    mummatron

    So how about I call round same time next week and we discuss that further..?

  • mummatron
    mummatron

    Don't worry, I've girded my loins!

    (Sorry I'm on a roll here. Once I get started with bad jokes that's it! Glad you appreciate them tal)

  • mummatron
    mummatron

    There's a reason why love and joy comes before self-control...

    Can I put my new release in your briefcase?

  • talesin
    talesin

    ahahaha! don't apologize,,, keep em comin'!

  • tenyearsafter
    tenyearsafter

    "it has been a while for me...would you like to serve where the need is greater?"

    "I just graduated from Gilead...would you like to try a missionary position with me?"

  • tenyearsafter
    tenyearsafter

    Sorry Talesin...I just realized we had a similar line!

  • talesin
    talesin

    hehehe,,, s'okay

    I'm just soooo excited!

    We have both Jimmy Page and Ten Years After on the same thread! Who says apostates don't lead exciting lives?

    * swoons *

    t

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    They're all funny but the wet t shirt line's got me rolling.

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