Can demons travel through my Internet connection?

by rebel8 29 Replies latest social humour

  • NewChapter

    Mock if you will Nancy Drew! But I distinctly remember an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where Molech the Corruptor masqueraded as a nice boy named Malcom that chatted with Willow in an attempt to fool her into freeing him from the computer!!!!

    Ignore this warning at your own peril!


  • punkofnice

    They normally attach themselves to emails (but not emails from Jehovah's Christian witnesses because the name 'Jehovah' dissolves them). Apparently if you have a MAC it's incompatible with demonic activity.

    You need to purge your PC of Demons by going on '''' and believing every damned word they print!.............every damned word.......oh, wait......

  • the-illuminator81

    What happens when those demon eggs burst open? Do you get a migraine?

    BTW that site is a comedy goldmine..

  • NewChapter

    Name: Moloch the Corruptor

    Alias: Malcom Black

    Powers: Superhuman strength, stamina, and COMPUTER INTERFACING!

  • MrFreeze

    I hear the demons love to check out the Drudge Report to see what the latest scoop is.

  • Violia

    I bet they are on face book too. I want a demon face book friend!

  • Star tiger
    Star tiger


    I think, I might be wrong but in ancient Summarian the word Demon meant the enlightened ones, it's not suprising that the Governing body don't like them, lol!!!!!

    Best Regards,

    Star Tiger

  • rebel8

    BTW that site is a comedy goldmine..

    Thanks--I get a lot of giggles out of it.

    Please post. I am trying to spoof the wts as a counter-cult education tool, a la Landover Baptist.

  • Leolaia

    Yes, they can. Click on the link and feel yourself buffeted by an extra helping of deemunz:

  • trailerfitter

    Moo Ha HA! I thought one could only get a virus off the internet?.... we all live and learn don't we???

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