May 21, 2011 - The Rapture Cometh!

by Billy the Ex-Bethelite 95 Replies latest social current

  • leavingwt
    leavingwt

    Unlike most religious beliefs, the May 21st nonsense is falsifiable. See you on the 22nd.

    http://www.salon.com/news/religion/index.html?story=/news/feature/2011/05/10/rapture_may_21

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Thanks for the link, LWT...

    On May 21, "starting in the Pacific Rim at around the 6 p.m. local time hour, in each time zone, there will be a great earthquake, such as has never been in the history of the Earth," he says. The true Christian believers -- he hopes he's one of them -- will be "raptured": They'll fly upward to heaven....

    So, does this mean that it will occur at 6PM for each successive time zone?

    I'm thinking I should take some extra layers since outer space can get chilly if we're headed toward Pleiades. Since escape velocity is a constant and not depend on the mass of the projected body, do you think it would be okay if I pack a carry-on size bag of things I might need? Would a suitcase be too obvious?

    I'll probably need to bring along snacks since it's a long trip.

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    ^ LOL @ B the X!

    One week to go ... long weekend, here it comes (for us Canadians, eh?).

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    I've crossed the dateline so I get an extra day on earth

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    OH SUGAR!!!!! I was gonna be 84 on the 22nd.

    Oh well!!!I wont have to blow out all those candles

  • AnnOMaly
  • JustHuman14
    JustHuman14

    Can you imagine if this one comes true, what it will the impact on JW's??

    Sh*t we have been betting on the wrong horse all these years!!!

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    We're just hours away from Rapture!

    It's closer than the inside of my pants!

    Don't buy any green bananas!

  • Mickey mouse
  • botchtowersociety
    botchtowersociety

    This prophecy has spawned all kinds of add on predictions that have nothing to do with the rapture. Earthquakes, tsunamis, rare planetary alignments. People I know are telling me to get out of the state it is driving me nuts.

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