Coming soon, Apostate Away, a mix of specializated medications for those who are developing critical thinking skills and in danger of thinking the Watchtower could ever be wrong.
Directions Take two capsules of our cognitive dissonance pills in the morning and repeat to yourself "the Watchtower is never wrong" ten times. At night take our patented "Fear obligation and guilt (FOG) capsules" and one Amnesia pill. In morning you will be filled with fear of dying at Armageddon and will have forgotten all your doubts! Guaranteed to work or your money back! (Not really, obedient brothers would never admit we were wrong or ask for their money back)
