Another year, another increase in the number of partakers.
Seriously, Watchtower, you can't keep ignoring this growth on the side of your head.
Too many partakers in the org? Help is on the way!
by Billy the Ex-Bethelite 44 Replies latest social humour
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Too many partakers in the org? Help is on the way!
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
It's that time of year again!
If anybody else here has been inactive like me and forgotten what the Memorial is like. Here's a reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75TfwZX4B5Y
I love that the Yeartext behind the speaker is from the WT instead of the bible. LOL
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JW GoneBad
Billy...Hilarious, simply hilarious!!! -
Billy the Ex-Bethelite
"Millions Will Attend WILL YOU?"
Thousands Will Partake (perhaps tens of thousands will partake) WILL YOU?
Billions Won't Attend... and we will find more interesting things to do on a Friday night.
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stuckinarut2
Thanks for bumping this for a new audience Billy!
Funny stuff....The trouble with this being a suppository is that those witnesses who claim to be anointed, already have something stuck up their asses!...their heads.....
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Bump!
Since it appears that an upcoming Botchtower farticle is trying to discourage partakers, the corporation needs to cut this chit-chat trying to reduce the nibble-and-sip crowd, and go with something more obvious. Install one of these in the back of every hall, but with the lettering, "In case of suspected unworthy Memorial partaking break glass"
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
It's that time of year again!
Time to give this thread another BUMP!
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kairos
I hope more partake...
Just to give the GB one more thing to freak out about.
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Village Idiot
Just bring a dozen famished homeless persons to the Memorial and watch how quickly the Matzos and wine disappear.
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