How many of you have had these in your congregation?

by bottleofwater 37 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • bottleofwater
    bottleofwater

    • Brother Smart: The serious brother who thinks that he is an intellectual and believes he is "smart"
    • Sister Armageddon: The sister who says "Armageddon!!!" after any little thing in the news
    • Chase: The little boy who is always running around and crawling under the seats no matter what the parents say
    • Johnny: The little boy who keeps on leaving his snot on the sides of the bathroom stall
    • Brother Squeaky: The one in charge of cleaning who tells everyone what to do, but just stands there and converses
    • Sister Coquette: The congregation slut... or as close to a slut as she can get... flirting with every brother... oh yeah and she was raised in the "truth"
    • Brother Borrow: The brother who owes everyone money... and still asks to borrow from others
    • Greg: The boy or girl whose parents are so restrictive that the kid can't watch anything higher than G-rated movies
    • Stormy: The teenage boy or girl who you could bet does stuff behind the scenes, so to speak

    I'm just speaking from past memories. Not in all of this anymore. Thank God.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Sister Coquette: The congregation slut... or as close to a slut as she can get... flirting with every brother... oh yeah and she was raised in the "truth"

    SADLY NO!!!

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Chase: The little boy who is always running around and crawling under the seats no matter what the parents say

    SADLY - YES

  • unshackled
    unshackled

    Brother Self-Righteous: Is always looking for chances to speak up and question your choices... "you really shouldn't listen to that music".

    Sister Gossip: actually, from my experience, sister gossip was the rule not the exception

    Guy Smiley: the young go-getter brother that is everything to everyone. Golden locks, pioneers, helps the elderly, clearly high on himself, loves the attention

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    You missed SISTER DEMUNZ - Everything, even a dog barking when you are going to knock on a door is "DEMONIZED"

  • Soldier77
    Soldier77

    Yes... to all of the above... lol

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    Johnny: The little boy who keeps on leaving his snot on the sides of the bathroom stall

    Not limited to kingdom halls, this one also shows up in your college dorm.

    As to all the others: yes

    You forgot Brother and Sister Daft: Anywhere else these two would be encouraged to get help, or maybe supervision even as adults. At the KH they are encouraged to get married - to each other.

  • JRK
    JRK

    You forgot Brother Something-must-have-died-in-his-mouth-it-stinks-so-bad.

    JK

  • Amelia Ashton
    Amelia Ashton

    We had brother and sister Scrounger. Neither worked but both pioneered. Lunch was always at yours never theirs, their car never had petrol so they always needed picking up for field service and meetings although actually the car was a gift from someone! Rented property temporarily so always on the look out for spare rooms and sofas to kip on. Always managed an annual holiday somewhere hot tho!

  • Think About It
    Think About It

    Brother Crit-I-Cize (usually an elder): Takes every opportunity (and I mean EVERY opportunity) to point out, criticize & put down anything in any category (no matter how minor or if it's a conscience matter) that he thinks you are not doing or saying correctly according to WTS standards.

    Think About It

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