- Brother Smart: The serious brother who thinks that he is an intellectual and believes he is "smart"
- Sister Armageddon: The sister who says "Armageddon!!!" after any little thing in the news
- Chase: The little boy who is always running around and crawling under the seats no matter what the parents say
- Johnny: The little boy who keeps on leaving his snot on the sides of the bathroom stall
- Brother Squeaky: The one in charge of cleaning who tells everyone what to do, but just stands there and converses
- Sister Coquette: The congregation slut... or as close to a slut as she can get... flirting with every brother... oh yeah and she was raised in the "truth"
- Brother Borrow: The brother who owes everyone money... and still asks to borrow from others
- Greg: The boy or girl whose parents are so restrictive that the kid can't watch anything higher than G-rated movies
- Stormy: The teenage boy or girl who you could bet does stuff behind the scenes, so to speak
I'm just speaking from past memories. Not in all of this anymore. Thank God.