JW GoneBad,
Welcome! Let me share with you a musical selection from an earlier thread. This is starring Heaven, sacolton, and myself. Oompa got an honorable mention in this rousing tune!
From the musical "My Fair Heaven"
The Splane in Spain
Heaven: The Splane in Spain has gots to do some 'splainin'!
sacolton: By Oompa, she's got it! By Oompa, she's got it!
Now, once again Heaven, Who does the 'splainin'?
Heaven: The Splane! David Splane!
Billy: And where's the Splane explainin'?
Heaven: In Spain! In Spain!
All: The Splane in Spain has gots to do some 'splainin'!
Billy: ...Or there'll be paining ...
All: The Splane in Spain has gots to do some 'splainin'!
sacolton: For millions or billions or trillions of dollars
Billy: They'll rip out the money 'til every spainard hollers!
Heaven: And the GB will party like pigs in their wallors...!
sacolton: Now, once again Heaven, Who does the 'splainin'?
Heaven: The Splane! David Splane!
Billy: How the hell does Splane get to Spain?
Heaven: A Plane! An airplane!
All: The Splane in Spain has gots to do some 'splainin'!
Or Splane in Spain has pain from bad 'splainin'!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVmU3iANbgk