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Strangest comment
by drewcoul 35 Replies latest jw experiences
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antes8080
brotherdan- the sister did say that its true story me and my know ex wife just look at eachother and give eachother thumbs up... my friend told me she got talk too after the meething...
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bottleofwater
Not Jehovah - The WTBTS!
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oldlightnewshite
One Watchtower study meeting, this brother gave an answer which ended in '...unfortunately, this man started a bible study with Jehovah's Witnesses.' The conductor said 'Don't you mean FORTUNATELY?' The guy got flustered and said, 'erm, er, no.' I think the rest of the congregation said that in their heads too.
We used to have two bad lads that sat together, they were brothers about the age of 10 and 12. They used to purposely eat a tin of baked beans each for breakfast just so they could cut the cheese when each other answered during the Watchtower study. It was hilarious, they would screw their faces up and honk. Sometimes they would make each other cough and choke while answering.
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Found Sheep
a bible study said "playing in a rock band was better then sex itself!!!"
a brother giving the "sex" talk had a concluding illustration of "it's like an ice cream cone... you have to lick it first to see if you like it" to this day not sure how he thought it tied in...
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bottleofwater
you bet he was talking about an ice cream cone... ELDERS!!! ELDERS!!! This brother here was advocating oral sex!!!
Later...
Brother SoAndSo, may we talk to you for a moment...
We want to talk to you because we want to help you.
We would like to ask you a couple of questions because you haven't seemed too open to us.
"Do you watch pornography?"
"Have you ever given or received oral sex?" "And you know, brother, that even if you did, it doesn't mean that you will be disfellowshipped." (bullshit alert)