Joliette's mom says: 'Can you imagine how good sex is gonna feel in the new system?' WTF?

by Joliette 53 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Joliette
    Joliette

    I just hope theres lesbian sex in the system, thats what I wanted to say to my mom.

    Just kidding. (or am I)?

    Naw, I'd probably be stoned for that during the 1000 year reign.

  • yknot
    yknot

    Knorr-kingdom will require everyone to be topless

    Rutherford-dom will be blessed with flowing fountains of booze and peep bras and crotchless panties...

    Russell-land is where JWs can be like Jellyfish.....

    I think I love your mom ! See what fun she has brought to this forum with her musing!

  • elderelite
    elderelite
    Oral sex Evening will be mandatory at least twice a week!

  • yknot
    yknot

    of course there will be lesbian sex!!!

    Man is made in God's image...... and MEN LUV to imagine lesbian sex.....

  • Joliette
    Joliette

    Ynot: I dont think that would be permitted in paradise. LOL.

    And isnt Brother Franz gonna be up in heaven with the 144,000?

  • pirata
    pirata

    Tell your mom to read the w87 6/1 pg 30. All the resurrected ones one will not marry, so no sex for them!

  • elderelite
    elderelite
    of course there will be lesbian sex!!!
    Man is made in God's image...... and MEN LUV to imagine lesbian sex.....

    Thats just sick

  • Joliette
    Joliette

    Hey Pirata:

    So, the article is saying that people who are single (or who lost a marriage partner in death) cant get marry in the new system? My dad (her husband) is still alive.

  • elderelite
    elderelite

    Oh and dont forget that sex is primarly for procreation. Once the earth is "full" (whatever the hell that means) sex wont be needed. Its imperfect people that put so much empasis on "it"

  • yknot

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