I am Getting Married To A Lovely 'Sister' In December!

by african GB Member 35 Replies latest jw friends

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    I want that blow up frog!!!!!!!

  • african GB Member
    african GB Member

    Thanx Mary, by the way how did you find out I am a transexual?

  • Mary
    Mary
    I want that blow up frog!!!!!!!

    Well, as AGBM if he'll rent her out for the night!!

    by the way how did you find out I am a transexual?

    I read about it in the Proclaimer's book.

  • minimus
    minimus

    AGBM is like a cartoon character.

  • african GB Member
    african GB Member

    minimus- a very annoying and controversial character is'nt he?

  • african GB Member
    african GB Member

    Mary- i just wonder why everyone else missed it, perhaps it was just a footnote.

  • Crisis of Conscience
    Crisis of Conscience

    I...........don't..........want.........too..........but.......I can't..........help....................it!!

    I don't want to read his ridiculous posts anymore but the devil keeps making me do it!!

    Miseryloveselders - You stupit bwoy!! Hilarious! LOL And just to add to the 'advice', if she dies on this side of Armageddon, cut her cankles off and put them in soup. UMMM, UMM!! DEE-LICIOUS!!

    And the following could help after reading cantleave's post.

    Instructions for how to put on your underwear

    1. Make sure they are not inside out

    2. Check for color and skidstains so as to ensure proper direction while wearing.

    As a general rule, yellow in the front and brown in the rear

    3. Insert one foot at a time and pull up to just under the belly.

    As a general rule, don't pull too high or it will get stuck in your butt crack.

    Voila! You are ready to go!

    Hope I was able to be of help!

    CoC

  • african GB Member
    african GB Member

    Thanx CoC,

  • Desert Rat
    Desert Rat

    So is your soon to be new 'wife' going to be your accomplice on your "mission to destroy the WTS from the the inside?" Or have you not shared that with her yet?

  • THE GLADIATOR
    THE GLADIATOR
    Pls, wish me luck in my marriage, and give me some advice on how to make it a success.

    african GB Member May the gods of good luck and fortune favour you.

    If your marriage is to pass the test of time, you will need to use more than the missionary position.

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