Evidence that God hates cats

by SweetBabyCheezits 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • Darth plaugeis
    Darth plaugeis

    LOL I swear 3-4 years ago when I first found this site that was one of the topics I came across. Are Cats For Christians I thought this was a JW site and that was the first post I read I thought what the hell has happened to these people are you serious CATS BAD!!! Then I read more and burst out laughing when I found out it was a joke and this was a site of mostly ex- JW's.

    It drew me in

  • brotherdan

    Besides the cat, one thing I always remembered about this picture growing up is the guy in the bottom right corner. Doesn't it look like he's puking? It always freaked me out to see a guy, getting ready to die, puking on the ground.

    Also, if you notice, the right side of the picture is cut off. There is a waitress with blood or red stains all over her appron running around screaming. For some reason that always disturbed me too.

    And we tell our kids not to watch violent movies. This one photo is 100 times more violent than a stupid Transformers movie.

  • SweetBabyCheezits

    goldensky: Hey, SweetBabyCheezits, how did you manage to get your photo as your avatar (I take it it's you)? I've been trying to do that for months without success! By the way, it's nice to put a face to your name.

    Thanks, goldensky, but that's actually Brick Tamland (Steve Carrell) from Anchorman. He's a little slow and I'm a little slow so I thought I'd borrow him for my avatar.

    To change your avatar, visit http://en.gravatar.com and follow the instructions. If you have any issues, check out this thread: http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/forum/tech-support/192476/1/How-do-I-change-my-avatar

    Good luck!

    EDIT: I just changed it to a different shot (fight scene) so as to confuse people further.

  • watersprout

    Blondie what publication was that picture from?

    I remember it well, but can't remember which publication its from. :)

  • SweetBabyCheezits

    Hey, BrotherDan, where did you find that article? I noticed an older thread on JWN that pointed to the one at http://www.jwfiles.com/ex-jw-humor1.htm but it's slightly different. I'm just wondering who to credit.

  • Twitch
  • brotherdan

    I found it on evidenceministries.org. I'm good friends with the owner and author. Amazing guy. He's a watchtower and mormon expert. If you ever can, try to find sermons by "Keith Walker". One really good one is "The Wishy Washy Watchtower" and the other is "The Watchtower - False Prophets".

  • St George of England
    St George of England

    Well I for one LIKE cats. There is nothing better than a nice quiet evening at home stroking a pussy!


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  • OnTheWayOut

    Did you ever hear how to make a dog sound like a cat?

    You throw it in a freezer until it's completely hard that shove it against a tablesaw pretty hard.
    It goes MEEEEEEEEEEEEEooooW!!!

    Making a cat sound like a dog is easier. Just soak the fellow in gasoline and toss a match. Woof!!!

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