Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

by thetrueone 28 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • StoneWall
    StoneWall

    David Letterman so needs to put this on his show one night for his Top Ten.

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    Brilliant!

  • PSacramento
    PSacramento
    PSac -- For me, the test is this: Do you believe that the Bible is the literal, inerrant word of Almighty God?

    Yes =
    Fundamentalist

    Ah, I understand.

  • cult classic
    cult classic

    I love it !

  • exjdub
    exjdub

    I rarely post anymore...but I couldn't stand by without commenting on the brilliance of thetrueone's top 10 list:

    BRAVO!!! Excellent observations!

    exjdub

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  • ziddina
    ziddina

    RIIIII- Ight ON!

  • nykid
    nykid

    This is a fantastic list! This thread should be bookmarked!

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  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    You see only two possibilities: either Darwin was 100% correct or else fundamental Christianity must be true. You can easily conclude that even modern experts know that Darwin wasn't 100% correct so your view is all that is left.

    You know that every single last thing in the universe must have a creator. It is impossible for something to come of nothing or for something to have always been there! .....oh, but not God.

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