I hope he'd apologise for being so late. He'd have a lot of explaining to do.
What would Jesus Christ say if he returned today?
by James_Slash 36 Replies latest jw experiences
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White Dove
I died for THIS?! I give up
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spawn
This Jesus bloke your going on about isn't he going out with Madonna??
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moshe
Uh, don't piss off the Romans.
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LittleSister
Now Spawn that Jesus I like and its probably better if he doesn't say anything at all.
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OnTheWayOut
What would Jesus Christ say if he returned today?
"Sorry, I am 96 years or 136 or 166 years or a generation less than 2000 years late, depending on when you expected me.
The car wouldn't start, had to get a jump. Then the interstate was backed up due to an accident. And wouldn't you know it, I ran out of gas. I started walking, but got turned around and wound up back in heaven. Well, I just waited for the weather to clear and got Dad's credit card so I could get more gas, but they had towed my car. Anyway, here I am. What did I miss?" -
Lady Liberty
If Jesus returned today, I believe he would tell the JWs, "Get away from me, I never knew you!!"