What would Jesus Christ say if he returned today?
probably something like: i really needed a better publicist
What would Jesus Christ say if he returned today?
by James_Slash 36 Replies latest jw experiences
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chickpea
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undercover
What would Jesus Christ say if he returned today?
"Is it 1914 yet?"
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Think About It
Jesus walking into the WTS Brooklyn HQ could probably go something like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OImKPh6N_Lw
Think About It
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awildflower
Think that's really good, I'm cracking up!
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mindmelda
Damn, I want one of those double downs now!
Um, that's not what I think Jesus would say, that's what I said.
He'd probably say, "Look at all these people pretending that they know me!" and then die again laughing.
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peaches
BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!!!!
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BurnTheShips
What would Jesus Christ say if he returned today?
Yer doin' it wrong.
BTS
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myelaine
...will "wilful blindness" be your defense?...
(I've been reading matthew 24 and the signs of the tribulation. One thing that I find interesting is this...when people say that there have always been wars and earthquakes and pestilences and famines etc. and that it is no sign of anything; we just hear about it more now because of the increase in global communication via tv, the internet, newspapers etc...have we seen the scripture too many times before?)...
...He clearly said...YOU WILL HEAR of all these things...
what are the chances of that small local group getting all this news in THEIR lifetime from "various places"?
love michelle
