Am I going to get destroyed by God for buying Girl Scout Cookies?

by greenhornet 38 Replies latest social humour

  • blondie
    blondie

    We like the mint cookies.

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    I completely agree with BTS!

  • Luo bou to
    Luo bou to

    Eat the cookies and then repent You can do this 70 times 7

  • mindmelda
    mindmelda

    Only if you don't share. Man this pisses me off because now I'm remembering that my Mom made me quit the Girl Scouts and 4-H, which I loved, when she joined the Borg. I was just a kid, I had no idea why, but I wanted to please my parents, so I did.

    Okay, now I hate the Witnesses all over again. Damn them anyway, ruined all my fun as a kid. My kids call my Witness parents "The NO FUN Zone". LOL

  • tenyearsafter
    tenyearsafter

    How can anyone buy cookies that support a paramilitary organization designed to turn young girls into mindless, nationalistic, Babylon the Great loving minions of Satan???

    Thin Mints...yum

  • Sam Whiskey
    Sam Whiskey

    No, but he may ask you if you'd share the cookies and get him a glass of milk. I actually think he's a pretty friendly guy...

  • nugget
    nugget

    Cookies are ok so long as you pay in installments and take small bites. It's all down to fractions.

    Also cookies are ok if packaged in a pinata.

  • designs
    designs

    Mmmmmm the centers

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    You are so dead....

    See you in ghenna!!!

  • crapola
    crapola

    I don't think so. I dropped money in the Salvation Army bucket during the XMAS drive and I don't think I'll be destroyed for that either.

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