Counting heads at the Watchtower Study

by Sour Grapes 28 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Sour Grapes
    Sour Grapes

    I was sitting in the back of the hall on Sunday morning

    and about 30 minutes into the Watchtower study two

    brothers get up to take a head count. It was the funniest

    thing, this is a ritual at every meeting. There are about

    85 in attendance. One brother stands on one side of the

    Hall and counts and the other brother stands on the other

    side of the Hall and he counts. I swear, that they must

    have spent 6 to 10 minutes counting. How long does it

    take to count to 85? Then they leave the auditorium and

    go and compare notes to see had the highest count which

    was another 5 minutes. This is kinda like the pioneer shuffle

    just killing time. Then they walk back into the auditorium---another

    job well done. One of the many theocratic privileges that are

    available to God's people.

    Sour Grapes

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    WOW!! 2 brothers to do the count. We only ever used one. The big question was how young was the youngest countable head?

  • WuzLovesDubs
    WuzLovesDubs

    And then some ass comes back from the bathroom and they have to start allllllllllllllllllllllll over again. LOL

  • Think About It
    Think About It

    We used this brother to take the count.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FpuYTy3q7Q

    Think About It

  • yknot
    yknot

    Yea we have two as well and it is a rotating position.........

    Counting over and over again for each 'meeting' (Sunday-PT and WT, Mid-week CBS, TMS, and SM)

    Busywork nothing more.......

  • awildflower
    awildflower

    Think that's hilarious!

    I think it's so funny that at that moment those guys feel so big but in the real world, this is ridiculous. It's just one big ego trip for these guys and the rest of us were suppose to admire them like they had the big privileges that we couldn't have especially woman. Yuk!........wf

  • Mythbuster
  • Think About It
    Think About It

    Wildflower.......just keep reading between the lines.

    Mythbuster......that clip was cool.

    Think About It

  • Scarred for life
    Scarred for life

    ROFL! Youtube has some great anti-JW stuff! Bring 'em down!

  • crapola
    crapola

    What was really irritating was when they would hold an ink pen or something and kinda point it as they counted. Stupid!

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