Malcom, much much better pal. It still needs a little work though.
Lets see how we can make this a little better.
Your still sticking with that "u" instead of adding the Y and O before it. The Y is found on the first row of letters in the middle of your keyboard just below the numbers. The O is the third key to the right of the Y. Lets give it a try"
You, again, You, again You, once more Y....O....U. I know you are in a big hurry to get the warning of our impending destruction out but even in times of total annihilation of the planet proper writing techniques are important.
"WELL DONE apostate satan your father is happy that u make such intelligent responses"
First I would like to thank you for the "well done." It's nice to receive a few accolades for one's efforts. I'm glad you liked them. Your right about our desire to give intelligent responses. All us apostates pride ourselves on continuing our edjakayshon.
I do have to take issue with the "father Satan" thing. I don't believe in talking snakes and humanity ending fruit cocktails. The naked lady part of the Adam and Eve story I am all for, but evil fallen angels appearing as a snake I think is just pure silly. If you buy in to it, I'll work with it, so please hang in there with me.
"to my truth emitting from my mouth."
That was an excellent use of big word, I really like "emitting" used here. I also appreciate your thought about it being "my truth." All us apostates already realize that the truth as you and other JW's see it is indeed your own. You got two points for that one Malcom. You are learning very quickly.
"u forgot to add this part also u apostates will try to run back to the truth when armeggedon erupts"
Now here is a big fupah (fupah is slang for screw up). I am not one for nitpicking spelling errors because I suck at spelling myself but,.......If you are going to try and make a point of us all running with our pointy tails tucked between our legs during the great war of Armageddon you should try to at least spell the damn war right. I mean come on man, it's your damn day of glory and you don't even know how to spell it?
What if Jehoover came to all you JW's a few seconds before he blew the shit out of the earth and said to prove you are one of my people you need to spell Armageddon correctly? Have you ever thought of that? Your ass would be grass! You'd be dead because you did not know how to spell the name of the most important thing that keeps all you JW's in line. This is important Malcom. I don't want you to die with us. After you read this practice writing it over and over again like this. Armageddon Armageddon Armageddon Armageddon Armageddon Armageddon Armageddon Armageddon Armageddon Armageddon Armageddon Armageddon .
"but u all will be like sitting ducks getting picked off one by one"
The sitting duck thing is kind'a lame. It depicts a long drawn out destruction killing the billions of people and their kids one by one. I think Jahoover had a bigger party in mind. If he went at it that way you'd have little six year old kids running and hiding behind bushes and cars and stuff. God would have to chase all these little kids around like a mad man trying to blow the shit out of them.
God is not into hide and seek games when it comes to killing little kids. The clueless babies are simple, they can be fried right there in their mommies arms. It's that pesky kindergarten crowd that would make the sitting duck theory all wrong.
Mass destruction is the key here pal. Bolts of lightning, fiery meteorites, earthquakes, and white sales at Sears is the answer. I'm sure your local congregation will be handing out your electromagnetic star wars force field shields right before the shit hits the fan so you will be protected by the shooting fire balls. Read the JW books and get your thinking straight on this one. The duck one by one thing isn't very realistic. It's also not very scary. You want to evoke fear here Malcom, not thoughts of early Nintendo games.
"and as u breathe your last breath u will jump on your computer to post one last message there where right." .and then there will be darkness. a fitting end to the paganist people of today
Great, excellent, damn good drama here Malcom! I love this dying last breath confession shit. This is the kind of stuff love stories and slasher movies are made of. I can see myself doing just this. I just had the lower half my body blown off by a fiery brimstone rock and I'm dragging the bloody stump of my body up to my still operating computer by my blistered and chard hands. I click on AOL and it still works like it always does with or without electric power and as it pops up and I click on to JW.com. Everyone is posting franticly and asking what is going on? Malcom (that's you) starts a thread titled "It's armeggedon"
People are jamming the thread with multiple posts all asking the same exact thing, "it's what?"
I come on to the thread and in my dyeing breath say "there where right." Then there will be darkness as the camera fades to black and those infamous words pop up "the end." Suddenly the darkness goes away and we hear that joyous and completely unexpected barking in the distance. The barking gets louder and louder and soon we see what we all hoped and prayed for. It's Lassie the hero collie!
Lassie is limping and a little bloody but she once again has saved the day by destroying armegeddon by chewing it's legs off. She comes up to me and licks my bloody face and all of a sudden my leges grow back. "Thanks girl" I say as I look at my new legs, "I knew you would save the world."
I'm all choked up now Malcom, I need to go. I'll continue later.