Quote from Malcolm:
"full of snot to the dead people walking apostates lets check the spelling when the terror is alive from jehovah ......it will mean nothing so moan on this little sight oh watchtower u are so evil boooo hoooooo u people are weak people thats why u fell out go join the catholics u all will fit right in"
Malcom,
Let me help you out here pal, your getting your insults all screwed up.
First of all, what is the "full of snot" stuff? Snot? Come on man, you can do better than that! Let it all out, don't sugar....I mean booger coat it! If you want to say it then just say it, "shit!" Full of "shit."
Now you try it, say "shit!" come on, I know you can do it ...S......h........i........t. You see how easy that was? OK, lets continue.
Start with a "capitol F" in the word "full." It's at the beginning of a sentence and when you start a sentence it is proper to use a capitol letter. Lets try again:
Full of shit to the dead people!
Notice how I use an exclamation point at the end of that? That means you are pissed off and you are making a strong point and want us to "take notice!"
Now "to the dead people walking apostates" isn't quite proper english but considering that you are angry here we can let that little point go.
Now you make an excellent point about apostates worried about spelling when god has so much loving terror to send our way. You might try something like this:
You apostates are so full of shit! Why are you so concerned about my childish spelling when Jehovah has so much terror in store for you!
Now doesn't that read much better? I'm pissing my pants right now just thinking about it.
Now we move on to the next part:
....it will mean nothing so moan on this little sight oh watchtower u are so evil boooo hoooooo
You kind'a got me a little confused on this one. "it will mean nothing so moan." What is that? Nothing so moan? Please get back with me on this one so I can help you with the proper insult. The use of the letter "u" instead of spelling out the ridiculously long and hard to spell word "you" is reminiscent of Fred Hall. In case you don't know him he is a JW just like "you" and he seems to have graduated from the same skool as "you." Your not really Fred using another name are "you?" I don't talk to Fred or reply to any of his insults. Fred is like the village idiot here on Simon's board and the few times I did respond to his insults I felt the intelligence being sucked right out of my brain. I hope you are not really Fred because thinking you two are the same person if you are not him, would be quite the insult to you. I am not trying to do that. I'm trying to teach you to properly insult the apostates.
Lets continue:
Oh watchtower you are so evil boooo hoooooo. Now when using little words like " boo hoo" two "oo's" are sufficient. You do not want to waste any oo's this close to the time of the end. As I always heard when I was a little kid, if you waste your "oo's" now, you will wish you had them during the great tribulation. So from now on when expressing a state of crying in a sarcastic manner try to keep your oo's down to just two. That is in both the word boo as well as hoo. You also might consider using the words "whaa whaa" or even "sniff sniff." We apostates will get the idea with either one.
Using boo hoo is more of a chick thing and with a name like Malcom you might want to consider butching up your expletives. My suggestion is "sniff sniff."
OK, Now for the last sentence:
" u people are weak people thats why u fell out go join the catholics u all will fit right in"
Excellent insult using the Catholics here. I would say this is the best part of your whole insult. You might want to look at using a comma after the word "out". Your thoughts are running together and a comma (it looks like this , ) would separate your one thought about all us lame ass apostates being weak and the excellent insult about joining the Catholic church. We all know how the Catholic's killed many people in the name of god so in correlation with your thought about Jehovah's terror toward us fits in quite nicely here.
Lets redo that one a little and see how it sounds:
You people disgust me and insult my intelligence. You are weak and only think about things that make you happy. You are as evil as the blood thirsty Catholics and should join them in the wrath of the loving god Jehovah.
Now that kicks ass. I took one almost incoherent sentence and broke it up into three sentence and made the point more emphatic. See how I threw in the insult about apostates only caring about being happy? That's pisses us right off. We know we are supposed to be scared shitless and live uneducated measurable lives as we wait for god to wipe out the whole earth, so this point hits home.
You made a good shot at this one Malcom. With a little work I think I can have you as insulting and condescending as..........well I can't say his name because I promised to be nice, but you keep reading and posting here and you will quickly find out who I am talking about. He's the best insulter on the whole board.
I left you with a few good shots at me so I hope you take advantage of them and come back with some really cool insults.
Take care buddy.
Your new pal,
Dave