The Elder Bag. Going the way of the Dodo?
by Open mind 63 Replies latest jw friends
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OnTheWayOut
Here's one for the elder that loves giving talks- always prepared for a power outage or for the sound-brother to be late:
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Open mind
Hey Jerry,
Nice pix.
There's no way the first one could belong to an elder though.
The owner of that case clearly has his sh*t together.
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minimus
I had that big elder bag!
The last few years, I kept in my trunk. I'd bring only what I needed. No more than that. Plus I was sick of people tripping over it all the time.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
OTWO,
Hmmm, I guess the first one would be called the Big Ass Elder Bag!
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crazyblondeb
I have to laugh when I see you mention Stoops....in southern missouri, I take it is where you got it from. One of the elder's that works there was disfellowshipped many years ago for having an affair with a good friend of mine, who was under 18 at the time.
Now, I hear, Dan is an elder again.... If the jw's are buying from them, they are supporting a child molestor, in my opinion.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Oh snap! Did the picture of my riding bookbag disappear? Let's try this again...
There are storage nooks for my Memorial wine and crackers, too!
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treadnh2o
I will try to match the eloquence of miseryloveselders with this post;
I am putting my "elder bag" in the woods near my house. Three to four times a week I will go to the bag and have a bowel movement in it. I will make sure it is full of s**t. Once full, occasionally, I will take some s**t out of it and put different s**t in this bag. If I ever got back to the KH, I will bring this huge leather bag of s**t. Only those not oblivious to the cult they are in will smell the s**t. Those blinded will be impressed by my huge bag of s**t. I on the other hand, may get sick to my stomach carrying around the bag and it's contents.
I will offer the s**t to my neighbors and they will look at me like I am crazy, perhaps chasing me off their property. I will never actually look at most of the s**t in the bag, yet I will probably have more s**t in it than I should. It will be heavy. My son will one day aspire to have his own"elders bag" full of s**t.
I will have a rainbow of highlighters in my bag.
Yes, I am awesome. Thanks to my "elders bag" full of s**t!
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the real life
ZARCO - you had number 3!! Except in baby poop brown. Hahahaha
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