When you think back at how boring being a Witness was, it's amazing that we lasted as long as we did.
I hear JWs get sooo excited when they leave a tract with a person! A stupid little tract! Or if a Witness was asked to come into the same car that the Circuit Overseer was in, it would be considered such a "privilege".
Speaking of "privileges", Witnesses get so thrilled because they were picked to read a scripture, pass the microphones or clean the toilets.
Instead of rejoicing because of getting into a good college or winning a million dollar lottery, a good (boring) JW will exult over knocking on doors when nobody's at home or toiling as a window washer for Jehovah.
Jehovah's Witnesses live in their own little boring world. They haven't got a clue!