I remember cleaning the Chicago cubs stadium before the convention- yah know how Jehoobah likes it clean. Pull out the counters and clean out the moldy hot dogs, buns, chips, dead mice and rats. Musta made Jehooba happy to see all the free cleaning work we did for the Cubs fans. Funny, though , I was not happy, wasn't singing hi-ho-hi-ho, I love to mop and scub the toilets, hi-ho-hi-ho,it's a privilege ya know, 'cause Jehoobah loves me so, not like them apostates that he will burn at Arr-mah-geddon.
JW's are very boring, yes they are. They have a kick-me sign pinned to their arse, which they confuse for godly persecution. They can't even muster up enough excitement to carry them through a real assembly/convention. You know, the ones that lasted 7-8 days and with 3 full home cooked meals everyday. They struggle to make it through a 6 hours circuit assembly and a 2 1/2 day summer convention. One of these days in the not too distant future they will get their excitement from standing in front of a computer printer waiting for their weekly Watchtower to print out, or maybe a message from the GB telling them that the great tribulation has begun.