The WTS and Frequent Liar Points

by Hopscotch 41 Replies latest social humour

  • Hopscotch
    Hopscotch

    I have read on here of the frequent flyer points racked up by bethelites etc on WTS business and it made me think of this.

    Frequent Liar Points

    The WTS has told so many lies to its members, the public and the media that if there were points accumulated for frequent lies then surely they would have a huge tally of them.

    So just for fun (and for lurkers to read) what lies can you think of and how many 'Frequent Liar' points would you give for that lie.

    Hopscotch

  • jookbeard
    jookbeard

    going to hit the pit now, I'll start off with " We are the Channel"

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    Jws aren't coerced into refusing blood transfusions.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Jehovah`s Witness`s have a Choice..

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff

    No one forces JW youth to get baptized.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    We never predicted karmageddon on or about 1975.

    Jws don't follow men.

    S

  • IWillBeDubbedNoMore
    IWillBeDubbedNoMore

    We only joined the UN to use the library

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff

    The fact that he's the PO's son-in-law had nothing to do with him being appointed an elder.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Jehovah`s Witness kids don`t want to celebrate Christmas or Birthdays..

  • IWillBeDubbedNoMore
    IWillBeDubbedNoMore

    They receive gifts all year round. Don't need a special day

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