What do you do to keep blood flowing to the brain?

by John Doe 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    That happened once to me at the mall when a couple of *gosh, I'm drooling just thinking about it* Marines or Navy men in full uniform, complete with swords, I think, came to the jewelry store I was at. Oh my goodness! I was slack jawed just like you mentioned above. WOW!!! I couldn't even talk. I started sputtering giggles. They were GORGEOUS!

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Thank you white dove! Finally some honesty!

  • John Doe
  • caliber
    caliber

    What do you do to keep blood flowing to the brain?
    I'm not sure John but that position ain't going to work ! Sober up John !
  • John Doe
    John Doe

    You mean "sober," or did you just leave out an "l"?

  • caliber
    caliber

    See this John... well for sure it's NOT mine !!!! ..fixed the mistake double b's don't exist here!

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    This is something that I learned how to handle many years ago.

    As you noticed - some gals like to 'flaunt' their attractive selves. Other gals are attractive - and not flaunting consciously - but nonetheless doing it.

    I learned that if you stay focused on the matter at hand - looking them squarely in the eyes - and answering their questions - politely - and NOT drooling like a bug-eyed person who belongs in the local asylum - that you can keep the upper hand.

    In those cases where the gals are trying to flaunt - and know it - you will frustrate their efforts - and them. (They usually don't know how to handle men like this.)

    In those cases where the gals aren't consciously trying to flaunt - you will earn their respect and admiration - as you aren't drooling all over yourself (and scratching your balls) like almost every other half-ape out there.

    This technique will also go very far in getting you closer to getting a first date with some gals that you may want to get to know a bit better.

    In other words... grow up.

    You should also be concerned about your behaviour in front of gals like this - as some may complain to your supervisor - and that may not keep you employed very long.

    Regards,

    Jim TX

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Oh Jim, you take me too seriously.

  • jefpainthorse
    jefpainthorse

    John... you could go over a couple of aisles and slam your unit with a claw hammer whenever you are confronted with a smokin hot babe.

    I'm thinking a "Pavlov's dog" kind of thing... a couple of really good sessions ending with a bruised package would cure you for life.

    Dont they call that a "conditioned response"?

    Jefpainthorse aka Hillbilly

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    That's too much like whips and chains jef.

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