This is what I've decided to believe...

by cognac 148 Replies latest jw friends

  • cognac
    cognac

    PS. It's about time you came crawling back SHAMPOOP!

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    congac,

    I am sorry - up here our educatuon isn't the greatest... a thousand pardons cognuc.

    I repent. I am sorry. Please forgive me... let me back into your church.

  • cognac
    cognac

    GOD *&^*&^B*(^& Damnit!!!

    COGNAC

    COGNAC

    COGNAC

    Why don't you put in your profile your fricken state you are from so I can come down there and fricken sound it out for you...

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    What state? What's a state?

    Congac, please forgive me...

    shampoop.

  • cognac
    cognac

    What the ???

    COGNAC - TRY typing slower.

    Evidently, you are from a continent. Let me guess, Australia?

    How bout I just call you poop for short?

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    c-o-g-n-a-ca,

    There - spelled right.

    Australia? Do I have an Australian accent?

  • cognac
    cognac

    On second thought, given your education level, maybe you would be a great asset to our company... I mean, religion...

    Ok, all is forgiven! You can join again!!! However, you have to still prove your faithfulness before you can gain the "speaking out loud" priviledge...

  • cognac
    cognac
    c-o-g-n-a-ca,
    There - spelled right.

    I really think I just may need to hurt you...

    Australia? Do I have an Australian accent?

    A little bit... I noticed that sometimes! And since I stated it, it is now the LAW AND ABSOLUTE TRUTH AROUND HERE! IF ANYBODY SAYS OTHERWISE, THEY WILL BE BANNED FROM THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Thanks congyak,

    I realy apreciat the invit. I will werk hard to ern your respekt.

  • cognac
    cognac

    Somebody fricken put me outta my misery!

    Btw, since pics = 1,000 words- you are hereby disfellowshipped for speaking so many words at once without permission! Sorry, you have to now wait 6 months to a year to get back in...

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