JW email making the rounds: He doesn't serve Jehovah (page 4)

rebel8

When marrying a witness, dont be led astray
one eighth of them pedos, one eighth of them gay
and being a woman, you'll soon reaslise
the man is the head, and you just cook pies
and his future appearance, will turn out quite grim
cause when elders are fat, gluttony is no longer a sin
meetings and study and variouse krud
and if you are dying, you cant have no blood
So when marrying a witness, please be advised
that men are twice as stupid, when they follow a lie

jeeprube

Good! The last thing some poor non-JW guy needs is a psycho JW girl for a wife.

trueblue

If you are out with your honey and your nose is kinda runny don't think it's funny because it's snot.

What did the motor cycle rider say when his wheel fell off?

You picked a fine time to leave me Luceweel

parakeet

Funny, rebel8!!!!! You've missed your calling as a writer of fine satire.

Two of the sickest marriages I've ever observed are dub-dub marriages. I can't give details -- they are so sick that the dubs and I would be identified at once.

steve2

Based on my observations of relationships over more than 5 decades, JWs top the list of having some of the coldest surviving marriages:

Spouses who literally detest and abhor each other but stay together for the sake of congregational "reputation". JWs don't believe in a literal hell after death - which is strange because many of them live in marriage hell before death.