What children's game was never allowed at Neverland Ranch?
Got your nose!
another Michael Jackson joke... add yours (no accounting for good taste :P
by SnakesInTheTower 45 Replies latest social humour
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JimmyPage
What do you call Michael Jackson with no money?
Tito.
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JimmyPage
Top Ten Things Overheard at the Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley Wedding
10. Family to the left, plastic surgeons to the right.
9. She could've used a little more of his eye-liner.
8. I bet they didn't have to get married.
7. I'll have to ask you to check your snake at the door, La Toya.
6. I'm sorry, I can't find a Brooke Shields on the guest list, ma'am.
5. There's that strange whirring sound again -- as if some deceased rock star were spinning in his grave.
4. I got you some his and hers towels. Split 'em up however you like.
3. I'm Mr. Tito Jackson. You mean Dr. Tito Jackson? Yes I am.
2. Ahhh! The ghost of Elvis is eating all the cake -- oh, it's just Liz Taylor.
1. I just heard on the weather channel -- hell froze over. -
JimmyPage
Apparently we're going to be hearing the pitter-patter of little feet in the Jackson household . . . yep, Lisa Marie's going to be leaving town for a while.
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Did you hear that Lisa Marie Presley-Jackson is pregnant?
Whether it is a boy or a girl, you know it will have one of Michael's noses. -
purplesofa
Wow~
I don't know, the man is dead,
why make him the butt of bad jokes now?
It seems a bit sick IMO
purps
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JimmyPage
Today in court Michael Jackson showed up twenty minutes late for his arraignment. In his defense though, how fast can you walk backwards, grab your crotch and have a chimp on your shoulder all at the same time?
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JimmyPage
Michael Jackson fired his lawyers because he thought that they were ignoring him. He said that if he wanted to be ignored, he would have released a new album.
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JimmyPage
You're right, Purplesofa. The man lived with chimpanzees and wore pajamas to court. We should show more respect for his dignity.
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StoneWall
I'm with Purplesofa on this one..
There does appear to be a time and place for everything and I really don't think now is the time to crack jokes.
What if it was your son,father,brother,cousin etc.
Now is a really emotional time for them and if any of MJ's family or friends do come across this thread I hope you
realize that some may feel a need to joke to either deal with this or make themselves feel better for their shortcomings
but it does not represent all of us that post on this forum.
My heart does go out to the family because I too lost a Uncle not long ago and the hurt and sadness is still there.
No matter what we individually thought of Michael as a person may we all realize that his family is still dealing with
his loss.
As I told an Elder in my congregation about a DF person's funeral....there family still was going to the meetings and
they need support irregardless of what they thought of the DF individual.