Still haven't found the One...

by Newborn 75 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mr. Majestic
    Mr. Majestic
    Post your picture and we'll see what we can do.

    Erm...... no need. I've seen her picture and she it hot stuff..........trust me......!!!!

  • shopaholic
    shopaholic

    Newborn!......hush.....you had me at "Hello."

    This is exactly what you want to avoid. BTW, when you meet this guy that sweeps you off your feet, ask him he has a tall, good-looking brother that owns a castle. If so, send him my way.

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    Has anyone met Mr. Doe? First of all, is he single?
    If so, details please

    Yes, I am single. However, few mortal women can withstand the brunt force of my manliness. Consider yourself warned.

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    Pssst! I wouldn't tetch that John Doe if I were you.
    He might be poisonous.

    Is tetch another bama word?

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    I don't believe there is a "One", there's "A Few"....just depends on if you ever happen to meet any of them and if the timing is right.

    Josie

    P.S. My hubby would totally disagree, he believes that I am his "One", I don't stop him from believing otherwise.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Tetch - dialectal form of touch.

    We uns knows how to talk down heah!

    Sylvia

  • snowbird
    snowbird
    Yes, I am single. However, few mortal women can withstand the brunt force of my manliness. Consider yourself warned.

    I suppose immortal women can match you force for force!

    You've been exposed to too many bodice-ripper romance novels.

    Watch out, Newborn!

    LOL.

    Sylvia

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    "However, few mortal women can withstand the brunt force of my manliness."

    Oh lord

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32
    However, few mortal women can withstand the brunt force of my manliness.

    Are you talking about your odor?

  • Priest73
    Priest73
    Are you talking about your odor?

    He certainly wasn't talking about his tallywhacker.

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