Still haven't found the One... (page 8)

He's about as sensitive as the chapped and dangling part of a mule's puckered asshole

Joe, you're a man of many words...I give you that

lol

Joe, you're a man of many words...I give you that

Thank y'a. I assume you meant Doe?

Newborn, my wife has decided she's not "in love" with me anymore. After 8 years of marriage, she wants out to explore her independence.

Oh dear Sacolton,

I'm so sad to hear that. That must be really hard for you since things seemed so great between you. Did it come as a surprise out of the blue?

Perhaps, she just needs some time on her own and then she will realize what she has with you and come back...you never know...

Hang in there and take care.

Love Newborn

Newborn: "However, it would be nice to meet someone who falls madly in love with me one of these days."

Yeah, I know what you mean. I don't know which is more irritating, when women fall in love with me for my money or when they just lust for my body.

Newborn, my wife has decided she's not "in love" with me anymore. After 8 years of marriage, she wants out to explore her independence.

That is a code word. It means she wants to "explore" other men's equipment, and wallets. Or "experiment" with other women.

Still haven't found the One...