Dear Mr. Doe, if women are duplicious why are men then so...

Newborn

...emotionally illiterate?

Your friend

/Newborn

Priest73

not true. We're just simple. Feed us. F*** us and shut the F*** up. (Chris Rock)

Newborn

Dear Priest,

We're just simple. Feed us. F*** us and shut the F*** up = emotionally illiterate!!

Just what I said.

darth frosty

Actually men are not emotionally illiterate, we just function on fewer emotional responses. While women may have 5 or 6 emotional responses to one act or incident a man will have at best 1 or 2.

Example a man and a woman are walking down the street (not together just happen to be on the same street) approaching them is a man in a white suit who trips and falls in the mud.

Now the women Will have like 5 emotional responses to this. She will feel concern for the man who fell, worry about the condition of his clothes, sadness cause it was a nice suit, embarrasment for the guy and empathy for the guys circumstance as if she was in his shoes and was the one who fell.

Now the man...he has 2 responses to this situation, A lil concern for if dude is alright and not harmed and damn dude fell and ruined his suit...time to laugh

keyser soze

Yes, men are the ones with emotional issues.

dinah

Example a man and a woman are walking down the street (not together just happen to be on the same street) approaching them is a man in a white suit who trips and falls in the mud.

My first reaction is always to laugh.

keyser soze

approaching them is a man in a white suit who trips and falls in the mud.

If he's wearing a white suit, I'm laughing even before he trips.

mrsjones5

"not true. We're just simple. Feed us. F*** us and shut the F*** up. (Chris Rock)"

That third part is not always true. My hubby always wants me to talk to him...I'm really not that talkative afterwards

dinah

Mr. Dinah uses the Chris Rock quote often. But just like Mr. Jones, the shut up part isn't always guaranteed. He says I have selective hearing. If you don't say my name or something to get my attention, I probably won't hear a word you say anyway. I think that is a side effect of hearing "Mom" about 10,000 times a day.

Satanus

So, where IS mr doe???? Waiting to get in the last word, i would guess;)

S

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