Dear Mr. Doe, if women are duplicious why are men then so... (page 3)

'Women think on multiple levels,'

Wimmens should come w an operator's manual. It would be given by her to all potential suiters

S

I hope it's intentional, or else it sounds like a very troublesome medical condition

WTF?

For your information, my ass is warm and sexy. That makes my britches warm and sexy too.

And when I wear a skirt, I put out a scent of roses.

~grin~

Uh huh, I've heard that about you Rob

And I was talking about the condition of unintentionally trying to get into your pants. That could be very inconvenient I'm sure.

I am sorry, whose pants are we trying to get into here?

BTS

For your information, my ass is warm and sexy. That makes my britches warm and sexy too.

And when I wear a skirt, I put out a scent of roses.

Mmmmmm. I'll be in my bunk.

BTS

For your information, my ass is warm and sexy. That makes my britches warm and sexy too.

Now that's hot,...pun intended

Who says "britches" anymore anyways?

;)

Who says "britches" anymore anyways?

should she have said pantaloons?

It's not that we're emotionally illiterate, it's that we don't give a ****.

As to why we don't give a ****, it's because we don't have *****s.

Dear Mr. Doe, if women are duplicious why are men then so...